CHEER UP !
With all of the bad news going on all around us I thought it might be a good idea to share some “funny things” with you . So check them out below and leave your thoughts.
Of course there is also a marketing lesson ….
Noone wants to do business with someone who is grumpy. You don’t and your customers don’t either. You may try to hide it ( I Hope) but your bad mood may come thru anyway. Same with your employees.
THE MIRROR - Come into my office and you will see a make up mirror on everyones desk- Yeah - they are a good looking bunch but the reaons is that they way you look in the mirror is exactly how you sound on the phone….
Now here are some things to laugh about . Feel Free to pass this lesson on to anyone you think will benefit from it and send them this link ifyou think they would like the FREE REPORTS
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Dedicated To Your Profits and Wealth,
Brian Sacks
25 Lines to make you smile
> > 1…Â My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He
thought
> > he was God.
> >
> > 2… I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.
> >
> > 3… I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare
Depend on Me!
> >
> > 4… Some people are alive only because it’s
illegal to kill them.> >
> > 5… I used to have a handle on life, but it
broke.
> >
> > 6… Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets
out alive.
> >
> > 7… You’re just jealous because the voices only
talk to me.
> >
> > 8… Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.> >
> > 9… Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> >
> > 10.. I’m not a complete idiot –Some parts are
missing.
> >
> > 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.> >
> > 12.. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
> > medicine.
> >
> >
> >
> > 13 The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> >
> > 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between
naps.
> >
> > 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start
again?
> >
> > 16. Being “over the hill” is much better than
being under it!> >
> > 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted
to Be When I
Grew up.
> >
> > 18. Procrastinate Now!
> >
> > 19 I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts;Â Do You
Want Fries With
That?
> >
> > 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.> >
> > 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a
cash advance
> >
> > 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
> >
> >> >
> > 23. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless
dead.
> >
> >> > 24.I smile because I don’t know what is going on.
> >
25 If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just
have to be a horrible warning.
NOW GO AHEAD AND LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS BELOW AND FEEL FREE TO PASS IT ON TO ANYONE YOU THINK WOULD ENJOY IT
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